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Main Characters

David Boreanaz – Angel/Angelus (Season 1-5)
Charisma Carpenter – Cordelia Chase (Season 1-4)
Glenn Quinn – Allen Francis Doyle (Season 1)
Alexis Denisof – Wesley Wyndham-Pryce (Season 1-5)
J. August Richards – Charles Gunn (Season 2-5)
Amy Acker – Winifred “Fred” Burkle/Illyria (Season 3-5)
Vincent Kartheiser – Connor (Season 4)
Andy Hallet – Krevlornswath “Lorne” (Season 4-5, recurring since Judgement)
James Marsters – Spike (Season 5)
Mercedes McNab – Harmony Kendall (Season 5)

Guest Stars (in order of appearance)

Christian Kane – Lindsey McDonald
(City Of, Five by Five, Sanctuary, Blind Date, To Shanshu In L.A., Judgement, Dear Boy, Darla, The Trial, Reunion, Redefinition, Blood Money, Reprise, Epiphany, Dead End, Destiny, Soul Purpose, You’re Welcome, Underneath, Power Play, Not Fade Away)

Elisabeth Rohm – Detective Kate Lockley
(Lonely Hearts, I Fall To Pieces, Rm W/ A Vu, Sense and Sensitivity, Somnambulist, I’ve Got You Under My Skin, The Prodigal, Sanctuary, To Shanshu In L.A., Dear Boy, The Shroud of Rahmon, Reunion, The Thin Dead Line, Reprise, Epiphany)

Thomas Burr – Lee Mercer
(Sense and Sensitivity, Five by Five, Sanctuary, Blind Date)

John Mahon – Trevor Lockley
(Sense and Sensitivity, The Prodigal)

Cary Cannon – Female Oracle
(I Will Remember You, Parting Gifts, To Shanshu In L.A.)

Sarah Michelle Gellar – Buffy Summers
(I Will Remember You, Sanctuary)

Randall Slavin – Male Oracle
(I Will Remember You, Parting Gifts, To Shanshu In L.A.)

Julie Benz – Darla
(The Prodigal, Five by Five, To Shanshu In L.A., Judgement, First Impressions, Untouched, Dear Boy, Darla, The Trial, Reunion, Redefinition, Reprise, Epiphany, Heartthrob, That Vision Thing, Offspring, Quickening, Lullaby, Inside Out, The Girl In Question)

Stephanie Romanov – Lilah Morgan
(The Ring, Five by Five, Sanctuary, Blind Date, To Shanshu In L.A., Judgement, Untouched, Reunion, Redefinition, Blood Money, Reprise, Dead End, That Vision Thing, Carpe Noctem, Billy, Quickening, Lullaby, Dad, Loyalty, Sleep Tight, Forgiving, The Price, A New World, Benediction, Tomorrow, Deep Down, Ground State, Slouching Toward Bethlehem, Supersymmetry, Apocalypse Nowish, Habeas Corpses, Calvary, Salvage, Peace Out, Home)

Eliza Dushku – Faith
(Five by Five, Sanctuary, Judgement, Salvage, Release, Orpheus)

David Herman – David Nabbit
(War Zone, To Shanshu In L.A., First Impressions)

Sam Anderson – Holland Manners
(Blind Date, To Shanshu In L.A., Untouched, Darla, The Trial, Reunion, Blood Money, Reprise)

Matthew James – Merl
(Judgement, Redefinition, Blood Money, The Thin Dead Line, Heatthrob, That Old Gang Of Mine)

Brigid Brannagh – Virginia Bryce
(Guise Will Be Guise, Redefinition, Happy Anniversary, Reprise)

Juliet Landau – Drusilla
(Dear Boy, Darla, The Trial, Reunion, Redefinition, Destiny, The Girl In Question)

Gerry Becker – Nathan Reed
(Blood Money, Reprise, Dead End)

Julia Lee – Anne Steele
(Blood Money, The Thin Dead Line, Not Fade Away)

Jarrod Crawford – Rondell
(The Thin Dead Line, Belonging, That Old Gang Of Mine)

Alyson Hannigan – Willow Rosenberg
(Disharmony, There’s No Place Like Plrtz Glrb, Orpheus)

Daniel Dae Kim – Gavin Park
(Over The Rainbow, That Vision Thing, Carpe Noctem, Billy, Quickening, Lullaby, Dad, The Price, Tomorrow, Deep Down, Apocalypse Nowish, Habeas Corpses)

Mark Lutz – The Groosalugg “Groo”
(Through The Looking Glass, There’s No Place Like Plrtz Glrb, Waiting In The Wings, Couplet, Double or Nothing, The Price, A New World, Benediction, Tomorrow)

Keith Szarabajka – Daniel Holtz
(Heartthrob, Offspring, Quickening, Lullaby, Dad, Provider, Loyalty, Sleep Tight, A New World, Benediction, Tomorrow)

David Denman – Skip
(That Vision Thing, Birthday, Tomorrow, Inside Out)

Jennifer Griffin – Trish Burkle
(Fredless, The Girl In Question)

Gary Grubbs – Roger Burkle
(Fredless, The Girl In Question)

Jack Conley – Sahjhan
(Quickening, Lullaby, Dad, Loyalty, Sleep Tight, Forgiving, Origin)

John Rubinstein – Linwood Murrow
(Quickening, Lullaby, Dad, Forgiving, Tomorrow, Deep Down)

Laurel Holloman – Justine Cooper
(Dad, Provider, Loyalty, Sleep Tight, Forgiving, Benediction, Tomorrow, Deep Down)

Alexa Davalos – Gwen Raiden
(Ground State, Long Day’s Journey, Players)

Vladimir Kulich – The Beast
(Spin The Bottle, Apocalypse Nowish, Habeas Corpses, Long Day’s Journey, Awakening, Soulless, Calvary, Salvage)

Gina Torres – Jasmine
(Inside Out, Shiny Happy People, The Magic Bullet, Sacrifice, Peace Out)

Jonathan Woodward – Knox
(Home, Conviction, Life of The Party, Smile Time, A Hole In The World, Shells)

Sarah Thompson – Eve
(Conviction, Hell Bound, Life of the Party, Lineage, Destiny, Soul Purpose, You’re Welcome, A Hole In The World, Underneath, Not Fade Away)

Jenny Mollen – Nina Ash
(Unleashed, Smile Time, Power Play)

Leland Crooke – Archduke Sebassis
(Life of the Party, Power Play, Not Fade Away)

Adam Baldwin – Marcus Hamilton
(Underneath, Origin, Time Bomb, Power Play, Not Fade Away)

Dennis Christopher – Cyvus Vail
(Origin, Power Play, Not Fade Away)

Stacey Travis – Senator Helen Brucker
(Power Play, Not Fade Away)





Buffy and Angel Episode Titles

Song Titles:

I Only Have Eyes For You – The Flamingos
Dead Man’s Party – Oingo Boingo
Lover’s Walk – Elvis Costello
Bad Girls – Donna Summer
This Year’s Girl – Elvis Costello
Who Are You – The Who
I Fall To Pieces – Patsy Cline
I Will Remember You – Sarah McLachlan
I’ve Got You Under My Skin – Frank Sinatra
Slouching Toward Bethlehem – Joni Mitchell, taken from a WB Yeats poem
Shiny Happy People – REM
Not Fade Away – Buddy Holly

Plays on Words:

Never Kill A Boy On The First Date – taken from the phrase “never kiss a boy on the first date”

I Robot, You Jane – taken from the book “I Robot” and the phrase uttered by Tarzan “I Tarzan, You Jane”

Life Serial – like the breakfast cereal “Life Cereal”, also Buffy goes through a series of events in the episode

Tabula Rasa – is Latin for “clean slate”, the gang all had their memories erased in the episode

City Of – Los Angeles is often called the “city of angels”, the show takes place in L.A., the main character and show are both called Angel

Sense and Sensitivity – taken from the book “Sense and Sensibility”

To Shanshu in L.A. – taken from the movie “To Live and Die in L.A.”, the word shanshu means both to live and to die, the show takes place in L.A.

Guise Will Be Guise – a play on “guys will be guys” a.k.a “boys will be boys”, Wesley is in disguise in the episode

The Thin Dead Line – police officers are often referred to as “the thin blue line”, zombie cops terrorize the gang in the episode

Disharmony – Harmony appears in the episode, Harmony embodies the term “disharmony”

There’s No Place Like Plrtz Glrb – taken from the phrase “there’s no place like home”

Carpe Noctem – a play on the term “carpe diem” which means seize the day, carpe noctem means seize the night, Marcus seizes the night in Angel’s body in the episode

Apocalypse, Nowish – taken from the movie “Apocalypse Now”

Habeas Corpses – taken from the law term “habeas corpus”, is Latin for “let’s have the body”, everyone in Wolfram & Hart was killed and turned into zombies in the episode

Harm’s Way – taken from the phrase “out of harm’s way”, Harmony is the star of the episode, Harmony causes much harm to those around her

Soul Purpose – taken from the term “sole purpose”

Famous Terms, Titles and Phrases:

Teacher’s Pet
When She Was Bad
Some Assembly Required
The Dark Age
What’s My Line?
Bad Eggs
Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered
Go Fish
Beauty and the Beasts
The Harsh Light Of Day
Fear, Itself
Wild at Heart
Something Blue
The I in Team
Where the Wild Things Are
The Yoko Factor
No Place Like Home
Fool For Love
Into The Woods
Tough Love
The Weight of the World
All the Way
Once More, With Feeling
Hell’s Bells
Seeing Red
Same Time, Same Place
Rm W/ A Vu
Parting Gifts
The Prodigal
Blind Date
First Impressions
Blood Money
Over The Rainbow
Through The Looking Glass
Waiting in the Wings
Sleep Tight
Double or Nothing
The House Always Wins
Spin the Bottle
Long Day’s Journey
Peace Out
Just Rewards
Life of the Party
Why We Fight
The Girl in Question

Inside Terms, Phrases, Places etc.:

Welcome to the Hellmouth
The Harvest
Lie To Me
Anne
Faith, Hope and Trick
The Zeppo
The Initiative
Goodbye Iowa
Doublemeat Palace
Two to Go
Beneath You
Five by Five
Dear Boy
The Shroud of Rahmon
The Price
Supersymmetry
Orpheus
The Magic Bullet
You’re Welcome
Smile Time
A Hole in the World





Demons Demons Demons

Species

Anagogic
Ano-Movic
Bentback
Bezoar
Bortez
Bracken
Burrower
Carnyss
Davric
Drokken
Durslar
Empath
Ethros
Fook Beast
Flesh-eating
Fyarl
Giant Insect
Grapplar
Grox’Lar
Haklar
Harbinger (Bringer)
Haxil Beast
Hellhound
Howler
Joker
Kailiff
Kek
Kith’harn
Kleynach
Kovitch
Kwaini
Kungai
Kung-Su-Dai
Lei-Ach
Lister
Lubber
Lu-Rite
Miquot
Mofo
Mohra
Mok’Tagar
Mulix
Mu-Rite
Nahdrah
Paranoia
Parasite
Pargo
Piasca
Piper Beast
Pockla
Polgara
Pregotthian
Prio Motu
Rwasundi
Sahvrin
Sekul
Skilosh
Shur-hod
Slod
Sluggoth
Tarbo
Tarval
Telepath
Thrall
Torto
Turok-han
Vampire
Van Tal
Vahrall
Vakma
Vengeance
Vinji
Voynok
Wan Shan Dhole
Wainakay
Werewolf
Wraither
Yarbnie


Single

Acathla
Adam
Ampata
Anyanka “Anya”
Azarath
Balthazar
Beast, The
Beljoxa’s Eye
Billy Blim
Brotherhood of Seven, The
Brucker, Senator
Caleb
Connor
Cyvus Vail
Deevak
Der Kindestod
D’Hoffryn
Dinza
Doc
Drogyn
Eve
Eyghon The Sleepwalker
Fell Brethren, The
First, The
Gachnar
Gavrok Spiders
Gentlemen, The
Glarghk Guhl Kashmas’nik
Glorificus “Glory”
Gnarl
Groosalugg, The
Guardian of the Word
Halfrek
Hamilton, Marcus
Hus
Illyria
Immortal, The
Izzerial “Izzy” The Devil
Jasmine
Jenoff The Soul Sucker
Jhe, Sisterhood of
Jhiera
Judge, The
Keeper of the Name
Kelkor
Ken
Lagos
Lissa
Lurconis
Lohesh
Machida
M’Fashnik
Moloch The Corruptor
Mayor Richard Wilkins III
Olaf
Orcales, The
Order of Taraka, The
Ovu Mobani
Pfister, Norman
Queller
Rahmon
Ra-tet, Totems of
Sahjahn
Scourge, The
Sebassis, Archduke
Senior Partners, The
Skip
She-Mantis
Svear, The
Sweet
Talamour
Tapparich
Tezcatcatl
Thesulac
Trasuding Furies, The
Tribunal, The
Turfog
Vigories of Oden Tal, The
Vocah
Whistler
Yeska

Unknown

Brain Demon (That Vision Thing)
Fish Monster (Go Fish)
Cribb (The Ring)
Val Trepkos (The Ring)
Baby Eater (That Old Gang Of Mine)
Morphing Demon (That Old Gang Of Mine)
Boil Demon (That Vision Thing)
Hans and Greta Strauss (Gingerbread)
Puppet Demon (Smile Time)
Giant Snake (Shadow)
Quor’Toth Demon (The Price, A New World)
Quor’Toth Slugs (The Price)
Root Demon (Couplet)
Arney (Lullaby)
Artode (Life of the Party)
Boone (Blood Money)
Jeeves (The Girl in Question)
Skyler (Enemies)
Midget (The Magic Bullet)
Syd and Monica (Double or Nothing)
Repo-Man (Double or Nothing)
Giant Spider (Selfless)
Pylean Tentacle (Supersymmetry)
Hellmouth Tentacle (Prophecy Girl, The Zeppo)
Pylean Priest (Over The Rainbow, Through The Looking Glass, There’s No Place Like Plrtz Glrb)
Bug Monster (Sanctuary)
Glory’s Followers, Dreg and Murk (No Place Like Home to The Gift)
Shaman (Enemies)
Exchange Demon (Get It Done)
Clem (Season 6 & 7)
Hall of Records (Dad)
Sweet’s Henchmen (Once More With Feeling)
Wish Monster (The Wish)
Sword Demon (Older and Far Away)
Superstar Demon (Superstar)
Magic Demon (Wrecked)
Old Lady Tentacle Demon (Doublemeat Palace)
Stewart Burns (Hell’s Bells)
Nezz Demon (Seeing Red)





Ano-Movic: One of their customs is the Ritual Eating of the First Husband’s Brain at bachelor parties. Their native language is Aratuscan.

Bentback

Brachen: They’re reputed to have a great sense of direction. Apparently breaking their neck will not kill them.

Talamour (Burrower): A burrower demon that has been around since the dawn of time, a parasite that moves from body to body. When it starts to leave one body for the next the first one disintegrates pretty fast. It doesn’t like fire and bullets seem to be an effective way to kill it. That is, if it’s still inside its host.

Carnyss: Enjoys beheading humans.

Yeska (Davric): Demands a virgin sacrifice in return for granting power to the one offering the sacrifice on his/her fiftieth birthday.

Drokken: An enormous demon from Pylea that eats humans ravenously. The best way to kill it is with a weapon dipped in thromite, failing that, one has to hit it very, very hard. Its bite contains poison fatal to Pyleans.

Durslar: They tend to stick to the sewers and rarely come above ground. Beheading will kill it.

Empath: Can read people’s emotions.

Ethros: A demon that inhabits humans and sends them on rampages. They excrete Plakticine and by the amount of Plakticine present at a site, one can determine the approximate maturity of the possessing Ethros. Its presence can be revealed by feeding the demon’s host some Psylis Eucalipsis powder. They can be contained within an Ethros Box which is made out of six hundred species of virgin woods and handcrafted by blind Tibetan monks. Unfortunately a Shorshak box is not an effective substitute. Ethros often hang out in caves near the ocean to recharge. Standard slice and dice will kill it.

Fyarl: An incredibly strong demon that has the ability to shoot paralyzing mucus from its nostrils. It is not very smart and doesn’t speak any human languages.

Grapplar: A soulless beast bred only to maim and kill. Apparently they can be poisoned.

Haklar: Descended from the Klenzen Order of demons it can weigh as much as three tons as an adult male. It awakens from hibernation during alternating full moons only to feed and mate, often simultaneously. Incapable of traditional speech, the Haklar race has learned to communicate with each other via a complex pattern of carefully timed facial tics, not dissimilar to Morse code. They prefer a warm, moist climate. Standard slice and dice will kill it.

Harbinger (Bringer): High priests of The First. They can conjure spirit manifestations of the power and set them on people. They have no eyes or tongue and can only communicate through a human participant. Their weapon of choice is a long, curved dagger. A telltale sign of Harbingers is that nothing will grow above or below them. They can be killed in the same ways that most humans can be.

Haxil Beast (Haxil Daemonica): Impregnates a human woman via human men, then telepathically controls the women via its link to its unborn children. It’s huge and neither fire nor decapitation will kill it. Freezing it seems to be effective though.

Hellhound: A particularly vicious foe. It’s a type of foot soldier bred during the Mahkash wars. Trained solely to kill, they feed on the brains of their foes. Stabbing them or breaking their neck will kill them.

Howler: They are slimy and smell sulfuric. Their hands are claw like and they emit an eerie-high pitched howl or wail, probably in preparation for fighting or mating.

Kailiff: A very strong and bad-tempered demon.

Kedigris: Big, slimy, tentacled demons that smell like cinnamon. They can morph into a human form but their demonic green eyes give it away.

Kek: A hibernating demon which is now extinct. A knife emblazoned with the Mark of Kekfladlorem was the only weapon that could kill them.

Kleynach: A demon that doesn’t have to rely on being conjured on brought forth. They can come and go as they please with the Band of Blacknil. They are also notoriously hard to destroy, being resistant to most attacks. An armored knight’s glove is reputed to be able to kill them though.

Kovitch

Kungai: A powerful race of Asian demons whose Tak horns suck the life force out of an enemy.

Kwaini: Generally peaceful, balancing demons. They’re incredibly articulate, gentle, non-violent and always female. Their adrenal glands are usually the size of a walnut. To dispose of them, they should be buried in virgin soil with a simple Latinate incantation.

Lei-Ach: Sucks the bone marrow from humans.

Lister: Some can pass for humans and others can’t.

Lubber: An end-of-the-world sect with an astonishing grasp of physics. Their weapon of choice is a hunga munga. They don’t seem to enjoy singing.

Lu-rite

Mofo: Very big and very strong.

Mohra: According to the Book of Kelsor, Mohra demons are assassins who take out warriors on the side of good. They need vast quantities of salt to live and their veins run with the blood of eternity. If they’re killed they regenerate and come back bigger and stronger. To kill it, you must smash the jewel on its forehead.

Mulix

Mu-rite: A subspecies of the Lu-rite. The male sports a small tell-tale fin just behind the third shoulder.

Nahdrah: They speak in a series of short clicks and love to solve puzzles. Beheading will kill them.

Tapparich (Mok’targar): A demon from another dimension that doesn’t have a soul. It uses an elaborate soul stealing ritual to hide from its kind and pass as a human. Their toenails will keep growing after they’ve been cut and will even regenerate if they are destroyed.

Pargo: Drowning it is the only way to kill it.

Piasca: A flesh-eating Indian demon that enters victims through the mouth and eviscerates from within.

Piper Beast

Pockla: Demon healers who know how to regenerate flesh.

Polgara: A towering demon with a huge, distorted cranium. It uses bone skewers that jut from its forearms, to fight.

Pregotthian

Prio Motu: An ancient Ofga-beast bred to maim and massacre. Information about Prio Motu demons can be found in Suleman’s Compendium. You can kill it by breaking its neck.

Shur-hod: Sucks the life out of people.

Skilosh: A notoriously violent, asexual, self-replicating species of demon that has the distasteful habit of injecting its demon spawn into the cranium of a human host. One of the key diagnostic symptoms is the telltale third eye on the back of the host’s head. If a deoculation spell is not performed in time, a newborn Skilosh will erupt, full grown, from the skull of the human host. Bullets seem to be effective against them.

Slod

Sluggoth: A giant worm demon.

Tarbo: Plunges an ovipositor into a human and then spits a larva into their colon.

Tarval: It gestates in a large curved cocoon and then claws its way out. Very slimy. Hacking it to pieces will kill it.

Telepath: They have no mouth and communicate with each other telepathically. Their blood can infect humans with an ‘aspect of the demon’, namely their telepathic power. Stabbing it is an effective way to kill it.

Thesulac: A paranoia demon that whispers to its victims feeding on their innate insecurities. You need an Orb of Ramjarin to raise it. Electrocution seems to be an effective way to kill one.

Turfog (Thrall Demon): Grows between structures like a giant spider in a web and is repulsively slimy. It is basically a “mush monster”. Its acolytes battle furiously over how to best worship it. An axe will kill it, if you can get through all of its followers.

Torto

Turok-han: An ancient primal vampire, whose master is The First. They are extremely hard to kill and stakes won’t work on them. Only sunlight and decapitation will kill them.

Vahrall: Large, silent creatures with long talons and enormous strength. They carve their symbol, a stylized eye, upon the flesh on their victims. They have a pheromone signature a mile wide that can easily be traced. Breaking their neck is an effective way to kill them.

Wainakay: An axe is an effective way to kill it.

Wan Shan Dhole

Yarbnie: A peaceful, non-violent balancing entity that tends to nest in urban areas under roadways





Timeline

1609 Virginia Colony
- The Master turns Darla who is dying of syphilis

1753 Galway, Ireland
- Darla sees Liam in the bar
- Liam’s dad kicks him out for being a lazy drunk
- Darla turns Liam in the alley
- Angelus is reborn
- Angelus kills his family

1760 London, England
- Darla leaves The Master for Angelus

1764 York, England
- Angelus and Darla kill Holtz’s family

1765 France
- Angelus and Darla hide from Holtz in the barn

1767, Marseilles, France
- Angelus, Darla, James and Elizabeth run from Holtz

1771 Rome, Italy
- Angelus escapes from Holtz with Darla’s help

1773 York, England
- Sahjahn makes Holtz an offer

1789 Prussia
- The Beast tries to make a deal with Angelus

1799?
- Angelus trains Penn

1838 Dublin, Ireland
- Angelus kills Daniel after he loses a game of cards

1838?
- Angelus kills Margaret at a Christmas party

1860 London, England
- Angelus and Darla see Drusilla with her family
- Angelus talks to Drusilla in the church
- Angelus and Darla turn Dru in the convent

1863? France
- Baudelaire writes his poem “Le Vampire” about Angelus

1880 London, England
- William cares for his sick mother
- William reads his poetry to Cecily
- Drusilla turns William
- William sires his mother
- William stakes his creepy mother

1880 Royal London Hotel, England
- Angelus and William become friends
- Angelus sleeps with Drusilla, turning William against him

1880 Yorkshire, England
- Spike and Angelus fight in the coal mine

1890
- Angelus watches Giselle being performed by the Blinnikov World Ballet Corps

1894 Italy
- Spike and Angelus are tortured by The Immortal
- Spike and Angelus find out that Drusilla and Darla have slept with The Immortal
- Spike and Angelus vow revenge on The Immortal

1898 Borsa, Romania
- Darla brings Angelus the gypsy girl
- The gypsies curse Angelus with a soul
- Darla finds out that Angel has a soul
- Darla, Spike and Dru kill the gypsies
- Angel leaves the group

1990 China
- Darla, Spike and Dru are at The Boxer Rebellion
- Angel finds Darla and the others
- Spike kills a Slayer
- Darla tells Angel to kill the baby
- Angel flees

1902 Ellis Island, New York
- Angel immigrates to America

1920s Chicago
- Angel saves a puppy

1932 Sunnydale, California
- The Master gets stuck trying to open the Hellmouth

1943 The Atlantic
- Angel and Spike end up on a submarine
- Angel turns Lawson

1950s Italy
- Spike and Dru spend time in Italy

1950s Las Vegas, Nevada
- Angel hangs with The Rat Pack

1952 Los Angeles, California
- Angel stays at The Hyperion
- Angel is hung by an angry mob

1963
- Angel attends or watches The Bob Hope Desert Classic

1963, Vienna
- Spike and Dru slaughter an orphanage and kill two members of the Council

1967 Las Vegas, Nevada
- Angel attends Elvis and Priscilla’s wedding

1967
- Angel attends the first taping of the Carol Burnett Show

1969 Woodstock, New York
- Spike attends Woodstock

1970s
- Angel feeds off the dead shop keeper

1977 New York City, New York
- Spike fights Slayer Nikki Wood as her son, Robin, watches
- Spike kills Nikki on the subway and steals her leather jacket

1996 Manhattan, New York
- Angel is living off rats in alley ways
- Angel meets Whistler
- Angel sees Buffy for the first time

1997 Sunnydale, California
- Angel arrives to help Buffy
- The Master and Darla try to open the Hellmouth
- Angel stakes Darla
- Spike and Dru arrive to wreak havoc





Angel DMV

Angel: Black 1967 Convertible
First Seen: City Of
Last Seen: Sacrifice

Wesley: Black Motorcycle
First Seen: Parting Gifts
Last Seen: First Impressions

Wesley: Silver SUV
First Seen: Sleep Tight
Last Seen: Shiny Happy People

Cordelia: Yellow Jeep
First Seen: Tomorrow
Last Seen: Tomorrow

Gunn: Blue Truck
First Seen: War Zone
Last Seen: Calvary

Lindsey: Red Old fashioned Truck
First Seen: Epiphany
Last Seen: Dead End

Angel: Viper
First Seen: Conviction
Last Seen: Unknown

Angel: Jet
First Seen: A Hole In The World
Last Seen: The Girl In Question

Lilah: Silver Convertible
First Seen: Supersymmetry
Last Seen: Unknown





Angel Food

Food: Bacon, hash browns and eggs
Episode: The Magic Bullet
Summary: Fred eats breakfast at the diner after her friends have deserted her

Food: Beer
Episode: She
Summary: Phantom Dennis floats a beer to a lonely Angel

Food: Borscht
Episode: Not Fade Away
Summary: Cyvus Vail eats a bowl of borscht while listening to Wesley

Food: Breakfast burrito
Episode: Carpe Noctem
Summary: Gunn brings food to everyone, including Marcus in Angel’s body

Food: Brownies
Episode: I’ve Got You Under My Skin
Summary: Angel feeds the family brownies laced with psylis elipcis to detect a demon

Food: Cake
Episode: Birthday
Summary: The gang buys Cordelia a Wonderwoman cake for her birthday

Food: Champagne
Episode: Eternity
Summary: Rebecca gives Angel some champagne laced with synthetic happiness

Food: Chicken wings and milkshake
Episode: Double or Nothing
Summary: Gunn takes Fred out for lunch and dumps her

Food: Chinese take-out
Episode: That Vision Thing
Summary: Gunn, Wesley and Fred eat take-out

Food: Chips and Coke
Episode: Apocalypse, Nowish
Summary: Connor brings Cordy some snacks

Food: Chocolate ice cream
Episode: I Will Remember You
Summary: Buffy licks ice cream off of a newly human Angel

Food: Cocoa
Episode: I’ve Got You Under My Skin
Summary: The family give their children cocoa which almost results in their death

Food: Coffee beans
Episode: She
Summary: Wesley slips and falls on the beans that Angel spilled

Food: Coffees
Episode: Untouched
Summary: Cordelia takes Bethany out for coffee and talks to her about Angel

Food: Cookie
Episode: Benediction
Summary: Connor finds cookies very interesting

Food: Diner breakfast
Episode: Couplet
Summary: Gunn and Fred go on a breakfast date

Food: Dinner and wine
Episode: Dear Boy
Summary: Darla has dinner with her fake husband to trap Angel

Food: Donut
Episode: To Shanshu In L.A.
Summary: Wesley steals Cordelia’s donut

Food: Eggs, toast, orange juice and fruit
Episode: Parting Gifts
Summary: Angel makes breakfast for Wesley and Cordelia

Food: Finger food
Episode: City Of
Summary: A broke Cordelia brings some party food back to her house for dinner

Food: Foamy latte
Episode: War Zone
Summary: Wesley and Cordelia sit in the park and have coffee

Food: Gift basket (imported chips and packets of cheese) and champagne
Episode: Happy Anniversary
Summary: Virginia brings a gift basket for Cordelia, Wesley and Gunn

Food: Hamburgers
Episode: Unleashed
Summary: Nina watches her sister cook hamburgers and has a wolfish moment

Food: Hard liquor
Episode: The Price
Summary: Gunn gives Fred some liquor to help dispel a sluk

Food: Hotdogs
Episode: The Prodigal
Summary: Kate and her father talk about Angel over hotdogs

Food: Ice cream cone
Episode: Fredless
Summary: Angel takes Fred out for ice cream

Food: Kala berries
Episode: There’s No Place Like Plrtz Glrb
Summary: Fred picks some berries for breakfast

Food: KFC
Episode: The Bachelor Party
Summary: Ken’s family dines on some KFC as they discuss the wedding

Food: Krug grain and thistles
Episode: There’s Not Place Like Plrtz Glrb
Summary: Fred tries to make the Pylean version of oatmeal

Food: Martini
Episode: Carpe Noctem
Summary: Marcus in Angel’s body offers Lilah a drink

Food: Milk and a sandwich
Episode: Deep Down
Summary: Fred brings Connor a snack

Food: Mini reubens
Episode: She
Summary: Wesley is amazed with Cordelia’s party food

Food: Mock-na
Episode: Tomorrow
Summary: Groo prepares a Pylean drink for Cordelia

Food: Pancakes and waffles
Episode: Double or Nothing
Summary: Gunn brings Fred breakfast in bed

Food: Peach smoothies
Episode: The Price
Summary: A man infected by a sluk drains a juice bar of its peach smoothies

Food: Peanut butter
Episode: That Vision Thing
Summary: Fred decides to taste some of the condiments in Cordelia’s kitchen

Food: Pie
Episode: The Magic Bullet
Summary: Gunn and the gang eat some pie at the banquet in Jasmine’s honor

Food: Pizza
Episode: Fredless
Summary: Cordelia brings pizza for everyone as the redecorate Fred’s room

Food: Popcorn
Episode: Tomorrow
Summary: Fred finishes off a jumbo bucket of popcorn after the movies

Food: Salad and sandwiches
Episode: Dead End
Summary: Angel brings Cordelia a big lunch in an attempt to reconcile with her

Food: Sandwich
Episode: I Will Remember You
Summary: Angel decides to try everything in the fridge after becoming human

Food: Scotch
Episode: Dear Boy
Summary: Lindsey has a drink in his office

Food: Slurpie
Episode: That Old Gang Of Mine
Summary: A Yarbnie demon is attacked while drinking a slurpie

Food: Soup
Episode: Supersymmetry
Summary: Lorne receives breakfast in bed after having his head drilled into

Food: Sub sandwich
Episode: Double or Nothing
Summary: Cordelia takes a break from comforting Angel to grab a bite to eat

Food: Sushi
Episode: Belonging
Summary: The gang goes out for sushi which later gives Cordelia food poisoning

Food: Tea
Episode: Billy
Summary: Wesley and Cordelia talk about relationships over tea

Food: Tequila
Episode: Redefinition
Summary: Gunn, Wes and Cordy drown their sorrows at Caritas after being fired

Food: Thanksgiving dinner
Episode: Deep Down
Summary: Angel hallucinates a wonderful dinner with all his friends

Food: Waffles
Episode: That Vision Thing
Summary: Cordelia makes waffles for her and Angel to cope with her guilt

Food: Water
Episode: The Price
Summary: Fred is given a jumbo bottle of water to keep the sluk from dehydrating her

Food: Wine
Episode: Reunion
Summary: Holland Manners holds a wine tasting party at his house with deadly results





Angel Morgue

Beast, The
Blim, Billy
Brucker, Helen
Burkle, Winifred
Chase, Cordelia
Darla
Doyle, Allen Francis
Drogyn
Eve
Hamilton, Marcus
Holtz, Daniel
Izzerial The Devil
Jasmine
Knox
Lockley, Trevor
Manners, Holland
McDonald, Lindsey
Mercer, Lee
Merl
Mesektet
Morgan, Lilah
Murrow, Linwood
Park, Gavin
Sahjhan
Sebassis
Silas
Skip
Vail, Cyvus
Wyndham-Pryce, Wesley


Key:

Name: Full name of the character and the actor who plays them
First Episode: The first episode they were seen alive. Flashbacks, visions and appearances on the other series do not count.
Last Episode: The last episode they were seen alive. Dreams, ghosts, dead bodies, flashbacks, hallucinations and other incarnations (aside from vampires) do not count.
Date of Death: The air date of the episode they were killed in.
Cause of Death: A brief description of how they were killed.
Murderer: The person who killed them.
FLW: Famous last words. The last words that were spoken onscreen before the character died.

Note:

Characters who were killed by vampires are on this list, but characters that were turned into vampires are not, unless their vampire self was dusted. For instance, Jesse would be on the list, but Harmony wouldn’t because she was never killed as a vampire.

Despite the fact that Cordelia appears as a ghost in You’re Welcome, it is still credited as her last episode because her live (although comatose) body is in the hospital room when Wesley and Angel come to visit her.



Name: The Beast (Vladimir Kulich)
First Episode: Apocalypse, Nowish
Last Episode: Salvage
Date of Death: March 5, 2003
Cause of Death: Stabbed with his own bone
Murderer: Angelus
FLW: “You could not even defeat me.”

Name: Billy Blim (Justin Shilton)
First Episode: That Vision Thing
Last Episode: Billy
Date of Death: October 29, 2001
Cause of Death: Shot in the chest
Murderer: Lilah
FLW: “This should be pretty entertaining.”

Name: Senator Helen Brucker (Stacey Travis)
First Episode: Power Play
Last Episode: Not Fade Away
Date of Death: May 19, 2004
Cause of Death: Hit in the face with an axe
Murderer: Gunn
FLW: “Even the United States govern-“

Name: Winifred “Fred” Burkle (Amy Acker)
First Episode: Over The Rainbow
Last Episode: A Hole In The World
Date of Death: February 25, 2004
Cause of Death: Infected by Illyria
Murderer: Illyria
FLW: “Please Wesley, why can’t I stay?”

Name: Cordelia Chase (Charisma Carpenter)
First Episode: City Of
Last Episode: You’re Welcome
Date of Death: February 4, 2004
Cause of Death: Mystical coma
Murderer: Jasmine
FLW: “Oh and you’re welcome.”

Name: Darla (Julie Benz)
First Episode: To Shanshu In L.A.
Last Episode: Lullaby
Date of Death: November 19, 2001
Cause of Death: Staked herself
Murderer: N/A
FLW: “You make sure to tell him that.”

Name: Allen Francis Doyle (Glenn Quinn)
First Episode: City Of
Last Episode: Hero
Date of Death: November 30, 1999
Cause of Death: Burned alive by The Beacon
Murderer: The Scourge
FLW: “Too bad we’ll never know if this was a face you could learn to love.”

Name: Drogyn (Alec Newman)
First Episode: A Hole In The World
Last Episode: Power Play
Date of Death: May 12, 2004
Cause of Death: Neck snapped
Murderer: Angel
FLW: “Thank you.”

Name: Eve (Sarah Thompson)
First Episode: Conviction
Last Episode: Not Fade Away
Date of Death: May 19, 2004
Cause of Death: Presumably crushed by the Wolfram & Hart building
Murderer: N/A
FLW: “Go where?”

Name: Marcus Hamilton (Adam Baldwin)
First Episode: Underneath
Last Episode: Not Fade Away
Date of Death: May 19, 2004
Cause of Death: Neck snapped
Murderer: Angel
FLW: “We’re forever.”

Name: Daniel Holtz (Keith Szarabajka)
First Episode: Offspring
Last Episode: Benediction
Date of Death: May 13, 2002
Cause of Death: Stabbed in the neck
Murderer: Justine
FLW: “Stephen…”

Name: Izzerial the Devil “Izzy” (Mark Colson)
First Episode: You’re Welcome
Last Episode: Not Fade Away
Date of Death: May 19, 2004
Cause of Death: Unknown
Murderer: Illyria
FLW: “Here, let me freshen that up.”

Name: Unknown, aka Jasmine (Gina Torres)
First Episode: Inside Out
Last Episode: Peace Out
Date of Death: April 30, 2003
Cause of Death: Punched through the head
Murderer: Connor
FLW: “You do love me, don’t you?”

Name: Knox (Jonathan M. Woodward)
First Episode: Home
Last Episode: Shells
Date of Death: March 3, 2004
Cause of Death: Shot in the chest
Murderer: Wesley
FLW: “King?”

Name: Trevor Lockley (John Mahon)
First Episode: Sense and Sensitivity
Last Episode: The Prodigal
Date of Death: February 22, 2000
Cause of Death: Vampire
Murderer: Vampires
FLW: “Son, you really need to go.”

Name: Holland Manners (Sam Anderson)
First Episode: Blind Date
Last Episode: Reunion
Date of Death: December 19, 2000
Cause of Death: Presumably vampire
Murderer: Darla
FLW: “Please, we can negotiate.”

Name: Lindsey McDonald (Christian Kane)
First Episode: City Of
Last Episode: Not Fade Away
Date of Death: May 19, 2004
Cause of Death: Shot in the chest and stomach
Murderer: Lorne
FLW: “Angel…”

Name: Lee Mercer (Thomas Burr)
First Episode: Five by Five
Last Episode: Blind Date
Date of Death: May 16, 2000
Cause of Death: Shot in the head
Murderer: Phil, the Security Guard
FLW: “I just wanted Klein and Gabler to think-“

Name: Merl (Matthew James)
First Episode: Judgement
Last Episode: That Old Gang Of Mine
Date of Death: October 8, 2001
Cause of Death: Unknown
Murderer: Gunn’s old crew
FLW: “Noooo!”

Name: Mesektet (Kay Panabaker)
First Episode: Forgiving
Last Episode: Habeas Corpses
Date of Death: January 15, 2003
Cause of Death: Energy sucked out of her
Murderer: The Beast
FLW: “The answer is among you.”

Name: Lilah Morgan (Stephanie Romanov)
First Episode: The Ring
Last Episode: Calvary
Date of Death: February 12, 2003
Cause of Death: Stabbed in the neck
Murderer: Cordelia
FLW: “He’s gonna kill us.”

Name: Linwood Murrow (John Rubinstein)
First Episode: Quickening
Last Episode: Deep Down
Date of Death: October 6, 2002
Cause of Death: Decapitation
Murderer: Lilah
FLW: “Are you actually telling me that you went over my head?”

Name: Gavin Park (Daniel Dae Kim)
First Episode: Over The Rainbow
Last Episode: Habeas Corpses
Date of Death: Janurary 15, 2003
Cause of Death: Neck snapped
Murderer: The Beast
FLW: “Uh, hi.”

Name: Sahjhan (Jack Conley)
First Episode: Offspring
Last Episode: Origin
Date of Death: April 21, 2004
Cause of Death: Decapitation
Murderer: Connor
FLW: “Lucky shot.”

Name: Archduke Sebassis (Leland Crooke)
First Episode: Life of the Party
Last Episode: Not Fade Away
Date of Death: May 19, 2004
Cause of Death: Poisoned
Murderer: Angel
FLW: “In the spirit of our new alliance, you must allow me to throw a dinner party in your honour.”

Name: Silas (Michael Phenicie)
First Episode: Over The Rainbow
Last Episode: There’s No Place Like Plrtz Glrb
Date of Death: May 22, 2001
Cause of Death: Decapitation
Murderer: Cordelia
FLW: “And you and your filthy cow-princess can go straight-“

Name: Skip (David Denman)
First Episode: That Vision Thing
Last Episode: Inside Out
Date of Death: April 2, 2003
Cause of Death: Shot in the head
Murderer: Wesley
FLW: “Well that ain’t right.”

Name: Cyvus Vail (Dennis Christopher)
First Episode: Origin
Last Episode: Not Fade Away
Date of Death: May 19, 2004
Cause of Death: Punched through the head
Murderer: Illyria
FLW: “Take your best shot.”

Name: Wesley Wyndham-Pryce (Alexis Denisof)
First Episode: Parting Gifts
Last Episode: Not Fade Away
Date of Death: May 19, 2004
Cause of Death: Stabbed in the stomach
Murderer: Cyvus Vail
FLW: “I love you.”





Best Angel Moments

- Doyle saves Cordelia (The Bachelor Party)
- Angel spends his last few moments with Buffy (I Will Remember You)
- Doyle sacrifices himself to save humanity (Hero)
- Angel cooks breakfast for Wesley and Cordelia (Parting Gifts)
- Angel and Wesley find out that Cordelia is pregnant (Expecting)
- Dennis hands Cordelia a tissue (Expecting)
- Angel and Wesley dance (She)
- Wesley falls on the coffee beans (She)
- Gunn busts into Wolfram & Hart with a vampire (Blind Date)
- Lindsey shuts the doors to his office (Blind Date)
- Cordelia gets her head splitting visions from Vocah (To Shanshu In L.A.)
- Angel cuts off Lindsey’s hand (To Shanshu In L.A.)
- The hotel guests hang Angel back in 1952 (Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been)
- Cordelia receives her vision about Gunn (First Impressions)
- Angel locks the lawyers in the wine cellar (Reunion)
- Cordelia, Wesley and Gunn sing karaoke (Redefinition)
- Kate tells Angel that she never invited him in (Epiphany)
- Cordelia receives her horrible vision (Dead End)
- Brad tells Lindsey to kill him (Dead End)
- Angel saves Fred from a beheading (Through The Looking Glass)
- Fred talks about tacos (There’s No Place Like Plrtz Glrb)
- Cordelia falls screaming on the floor from a vision (Heartthrob)
- Gio and his friends tear up Caritas while Fred sings (That Old Gang of Mine)
- Fred points the crossbow at Gio (That Old Gang of Mine)
- Everyone attacks Marcus in Angel’s body (Carpe Noctem)
- Fred meets up with her parents at the bus station (Fredless)
- Cordelia gives her speech to Lilah (Billy)
- Cordelia tasers Billy in the crotch (Billy)
- Fred whacks Wesley with a fire extinguisher (Billy)
- Darla says that she won’t remember loving the baby (Lullaby)
- Lorne tells everyone to run (Lullaby)
- Darla stakes herself to save Connor (Lullaby)
- Angel makes a vampire face for baby Connor (Dad)
- Cordelia gets her coma inducing vision (Birthday)
- Dennis puts on a party hat for Cordelia (Birthday)
- Cordelia takes the visions from Angel (Birthday)
- Lorne tells a story to Connor (Waiting in the Wings)
- Angel tries to smother Wesley (Forgiving)
- Cordelia stakes Jenoff in the hand (Double or Nothing)
- Fred drinks from the snow globe (The Price)
- Angel, Fred, Gunn and Connor train (Tomorrow)
- Fred tasers Connor (Deep Down)
- Angel kicks Connor out (Deep Down)
- Fred dresses up as a Lornette (The House Always Wins)
- Cordelia screams at Angel (Spin the Bottle)
- Angel tells Cordelia to get out (Habeas Corpses)
- Cordelia stabs Lilah in the neck (Calvary)
- Willow fights against Evil Cordy (Orpheus)
- Lorne asks the magic eight ball about Cordy (Players)
- Fred sees Jasmine’s true face (Shiny Happy People)
- Fred shoots Angel through Jasmine (The Magic Bullet)
- Fred kisses Angel (The Magic Bullet)
- Jasmine’s blood fails to cure Connor (The Magic Bullet)
- Everyone fights the commandos (Sacrifice and Peace Out)
- Lilah tells Angel he ended world peace (Peace Out)
- Fred tries to save Nina (Unleashed)
- Fred and Wesley dance drunkenly (Life of the Party)
- Everyone finds Eve and Angel having sex (Life of the Party)
- Wesley shoots his “father” (Lineage)
- Dana cuts off Spike’s hands (Damage)
- Angel beats up Lindsey (You’re Welcome)
- Angel finds out that Cordelia is dead (You’re Welcome)
- Harmony beats up Eve (You’re Welcome)
- Lawson reveals that he has half a soul (Why We Fight)
- Puppet Angel fights Spike (Smile Time)
- Puppet Angel vamps out (Smile Time)
- Fred kisses Wesley (Smile Time)
- Lorne whips around and catches Fred on the stairs (A Hole In The World)
- Illyria gets up (A Hole In The World)
- Connor hints that he got his memories back (Origin)
- Illyria kills everyone in another timeline (Time Bomb)
- Lorne punches Eve (A Hole In The World)
- Hamilton beats up Illyria (Power Play)
- Angel receives a vision from Cordelia (Power Play)
- Everyone raises their hands in agreement (Power Play)
- Angel tells Lindsey he wants him (Not Fade Away)
- Angel flips out of Hamilton’s hands (Not Fade Away)
- Illyria cries for Wesley (Not Fade Away)
- Illyria punches through Cyvus Vail’s head (Not Fade Away)





Funny Angel Quotes

Fred: Tacos!
Fred: Sorry. I didn't mean to holler at you. It’s just, I love tacos. Do they still have them? You know, back...
Angel: ...home? Yeah, they didn't outlaw tacos.
Fred: Oh, of course not. I've been trying to make an enchilada out of tree bark.
Angel: Bark enchiladas. How's that going?
Fred: There’s work to be done.
- There’s No Place Like Plrtz Glrb

Angel: I do not have "puppet cancer"!!
- Smile Time

Wesley: What did he say?
Cordy: Just that in order to find out if the police have been brutalizing and killing people in Anne's neighborhood, he's going to videotape the cops trying to brutalize and kill him. Nothing says 'Aha, I'm on to you!' like being on the receiving end of a vicious police beating.
- Re: Gunn’s plan, The Thin Dead Line

Angelus: I guess you just can't understand that special bond between dad and son, given that your own father's ashamed of you.
Wesley: And Connor's ashamed of you. The universe's way of maintaining order, I guess.
Angelus: Twerp really gives me the creeps. You?
- Soulless

Spike: (turns to leave) Yeah. Here's the
thing. Could use a little walkin'-around money. How 'bout a few hundred?
Angel: How 'bout no?
Spike: Typical, you cheap sod. Right, then. Settle for some wheels.
Angel: If it's gonna get you out of here faster, fine. Just not the Viper.
Spike: Viper it is, then.
- Harm’s Way

Angel: There is only one thing we can do now.
Cordy: Oh, god. Oh, no.
Wesley: The Karaoke bar.
Gunn: Angel's gonna sing?
Cordy: Isn't there some other way?
Wesley: There has to be. Think, damn it!
- Dead End

Roger: There is some who believe that your tenure as watcher ranks as our most embarrassing failure.
Wesley: Really? I beat out everybody dying in an explosion as most embarrassing failure.
- Lineage

Doyle: Well the things you learn. I had no idea Angel was Queen of the Winter Ball.
Cordy: Those are mine.
- Rm W/ A Vu

Cordy: Ah, you must be all worn out from sleeping for the last three days. It's like living with the world's oldest teenager. He can't be having a growth spurt at two hundred and forty-eight, could he?
Angel: Two hundred and forty-seven.
- Dear Boy

Wesley: Angel's informant will lead us to the demon's feeding grounds where we manly men will gather round and kill it to death.
- Belonging

Cordy: Vampires, sloth demons…you what's really, really evil? Tequila.
Wesley: I need to be dead now.
- Redefinition

Angel: Good morning. Is there coffee?
Cordy: They’re still in bean form. I thought I ordered the ground. Maybe you could crush the beans with your vampire strength. Yeah, just mush the bag. Mush it.
- She

[Power goes out in elevator]
Eve: That's odd.
Spike: I know what this is. (yells) You'll never take me to hell, Pavayne!
[Emergency power comes on]
Spike: Oh. Well, that's just something I say... when, uh... it gets dark.
- Lineage

Wesley: Angel does have a point. Spike has been unintentionally disapparating more and more frequently.
Gunn: Give him 20 minutes. He'll be popping up next to you in the bathroom, making cracks about your... Am I the only one he does that to?
- Hell Bound

Angelus: Is that my shirt?
Connor: Not anymore.
Angelus: Looks good on you, son.
Connor: So did Cordy.
Angelus: She looks good on everybody.
-Soulless

Lilah: "You're not handicapped -- you're handi-capable."
- Re: Lindsey, Judgement

Gunn: Worse than the Beast?
Cordelia: That's not possible.
Angelus: How did you survive this long being so retarded?
- Calvary

Cordy: Hi. You probably don't remember me. Cordelia. I know you're evil and everything, but that was just so amazing.
Gunn: That was kind of tight.
Wesley: Terrific, really.
Angel: Is everyone drunk?
- Re: Lindsey’s singing, Dead End

Fries: I say the magic word, the only people left standin' are gonna be the ones that are already dead.
Harmony: That's a relief. (everyone glares) I mean, 'Hey!'
- Conviction

Wesley: Don't you think it's a bit unseemly adding y's to the ends of people's names?
Gunn: Does that mean I have to call you "Wessle"?
- Re: Fred’s nickname for Knox, Conviction

Wesley: I realize we sacrifice a great deal of our social lives. But we have to. Our work demands it.
Gunn: True. I mean, who has time for love when you're out there doing it with the demons? (beat) Didn't that come out sad and wrong?
- Heartthrob

Cordelia: So, um, are you still.... "GRRR"?
Angel: Yeah, there's not actually a cure for that.
- City Of

Spike: She's evil, you gormless tit!
Cordelia: Excuse me? Who bit whom?
Angel: Did you call me a tit?
- You’re Welcome

Lawson: Aren't you going to ask how I got in here?
Angel: Nah. You'd be amazed how many people break into this building on a regular basis.
- Why We Fight

Angel: The thing about a gym is that you're not alone. You've got people around. That encourages you to work out... You got your steam. You got your sauna. You got fresh towels. I mean, how bad could it be?
Cordy: You shower with a lot of men.
Angel: I'll always be a loner.
- Judgement

Cordy: Wow, you look half-dead. Which for someone who's completely dead would be...kinda neat?
- Re: Angel, Somnambulist

Angel: She murdered a man right in front of me, and I can't even testify to that fact in a court of law.
Cordy: Well, maybe in night court you could...
- Blind Date

Wes: Just beware. Dinza isn't remotely trustworthy.
Angel: What should I do then? Send her a gift? Sacrifice? ...Unholy fruit basket?
- Ground State

Wes: Oh. Why can't you have sex?
Cordy: I could lose my 'visionity.'
Wes: If you wanna play it that way.
Cordy: Vision-ity! The visions.
- Couplet

Cordy: I was top 10% of my class!
Wes: What class? Advanced bosoms?
- Untouched

Gunn: All right, look, the plan is simple. I want you to roll the camcorder and wait for the cops to hassle us.
Anne: How do you know they will?
Gunn: Cause we'll be the ones walking while black.
- The Thin Dead Line

Kate: Now you're talking like a detective.
Angel: I am a detective.
Kate: Well, see, the thing about detectives is they have resumes and business licenses and last names. Pop stars and popes, those are the one-named guys.
Angel: You got me. I'm a pope.
- Rm W/ A Vu





I like Angel back when…

- Cordelia was on the show
- Fred was cute and crazy
- Angel was hot
- Phantom Dennis was around
- Lorne had a purpose
- Caritas wasn’t demolished
- Cordelia had long hair
- Cordelia had painful visions
- Gunn was ghetto
- there was no big bad at the end of a season
- Wolfram & Hart was a threat
- they lived and worked at the Hyperion
- Spike wasn’t on the show
- there was no big picture
- Kate was on the show
- things were less serious
- they would just hang out
- Cordelia was pretty
- Lilah was alive
- Connor wasn’t on the show
- Cordelia was conceited
- Fred was alive
- Wesley was alive





Robia LaMorte
Buffy – Jenny Calendar, Seasons 1-2
CSI – Joan Marks, You’ve Got Male

Sam Anderson
Angel – Holland Manners, Seasons 1-2
CSI – Dr. Mercer, Ch-Ch-Changes

Jack Conley
Buffy – Cain, Phases
Angel – Sahjhan, Season 3
CSI – Mr. Lizzio, Coming of Rage

Lindsay Crouse
Buffy – Prof. Maggie Walsh, Season 4
CSI - Dr. Karl Benway/Dr. Mona Lavalle, Ch-Ch-Changes

Summer Glau
Angel – Prima Ballerina, Waiting in the Wings
Firefly – River Tam
CSI – Mandy Cooper, What’s Eating Gilbert Grissom

Carmine Giovinazzo
Buffy – Darla’s Victim, Welcome to the Hellmouth
CSI – Thumpy G, Revenge is Best Served Cold
CSI: NY – Danny Messer

Stacey Travis
Angel – Senator Helen Brucker, Power Play & Not Fade Away
CSI: NY – Chandra Heckman, The Fall

Brigid Brannagh
Angel – Virginia Bryce, Season 2
CSI - Tammy Felton/Melissa Marlowe, Face Lift & And Then There Were None

David Denman
Angel – Skip, Season 3-4
CSI: Miami – Tyler Hamilton, Just One Kiss

Channon Roe
Buffy – Jack O’Toole, The Zeppo
CSI: Miami – Brad Repkin, Broken
CSI – Douglas Granger, Weeping Willows

Jeff Kober
Buffy – Zachary Kralik & Rack, Helpless & Season 6
CSI – Roger Wilder, One Hit Wonder

Daniel Dae Kim
Angel – Gavin Park, Seasons 2-4
CSI – Special Agent Beckman, Ellie

Gina Torres
Firefly – Zoe Warren
Angel – Jasmine, Season 4
CSI – Warden Hutton, XX

Patrick Fischler
Angel – Ted, The Magic Bullet
CSI – Mr. Lee/Wolfie, Fur and Loathing
CSI: NY – Brent, The Fall

Marc Vann
CSI – Conrad Eckley
Angel – Dr. Sparrow, Season 5

Shonda Farr
Buffy – April, I Was Made To Love You
CSI – Lori, Evaluation Day

Mark Sheppard
CSI – Rod Darling, The Hunger Artist
Firefly – Badger, Serenity & Shindig
CSI: NY – Kevin Hannigan, Hush

Tushka Bergen
Angel – Melissa Burns, I Fall to Pieces
CSI – Samantha Dean, Abra Cadaver

Carlos Jacott
Buffy – Ken, Anne
Angel – Richard Straley, The Bachelor Party
Firefly – Lawrence Dobson, Serenity
CSI – Dr. Gardner, Feeling the Heat

Melinda Clarke
Firefly – Nandi, Heart of Gold
CSI – Lady Heather, Slaves of Las Vegas & Lady Heather’s Box

Eyal Podell
Angel – Lawson, Why We Fight
CSI – Kevin Stern, Crow’s Feet

D.B. Woodside
Buffy – Principal Robin Wood, Season 7
CSI – Marlon Waylord, Harvest

Adam Kaufman
Buffy – Parker Abrams, Season 4
CSI: Miami – Ted, Spring Break

Leonard Roberts
Buffy – Forrest Gates, Season 4
CSI: Miami – Brad Foster, Complications

Larry Bagby
Buffy – Larry Blaisdell Seasons 2-3
CSI – Hank Dudek, Too Tough To Die

Azura Skye
Buffy – Cassie Newton, Help & Conversations With Dead People
CSI: Miami – Susie Barnam Keaton

Kaarina Aufranc
Buffy – Nancy, Beneath You
CSI – Jessica Marcus, A Little Murder

Alex Breckenridge
Buffy – Kit Holburn, Lessons
CSI – Lisa “Cleopatra” Hunt, Turn of the Screws

Chad Lindberg
Buffy – Dave, I Robot You Jane
CSI – Brody Jones, Recipe for Murder
CSI: NY – Chad Willingham

Christopher Wiehl
Buffy – Owen Thurman, Never Kill A Boy On The First Date
CSI – Hank Peddigrew, Seasons 2-3

Ryan James Bittle
Buffy – Mitch, Out Of Mind Out Of Sight
CSI: Miami – David Kendall, Death Grip

Jeremy Garrett
Buffy – Cameron Walker, Go Fish
CSI: Miami – Paul Varnette, Just One Kiss

Christopher Gorham
Buffy – James Stanley, I Only Have Eyes For You
CSI – Corey, Crash and Burn

Amber Tambyln
Buffy – Janice, All The Way
CSI - Senior Cadet Valerie Barreiro, XX

Geoff Meed
Buffy – Andrew Vorba & Mag, Never Kill A Boy On The First Date & Bargaining
CSI – Roy McCall, Too Tough To Die

Brian Gross
Buffy – Tor Hauer, The Pack
CSI: Miami – Matt, Spring Break

Jennifer Sky
Buffy – Heidi Barrie, The Pack
CSI – Matilda, Abra Cadaver
CSI: Miami – Sara Piper/Cookie Devine, Innocent & Game Over

Ingo Neuhaus
Buffy: Daryl Epps, Some Assembly Required
CSI – Trent Calloway, Evaluation Day

Fredric Lehne
CSI – Curt Ritten, Burked
Firefly – Ranse Burgess, Heart of Gold
CSI: NY – Ross Lee, Tanglewood

J. August Richards
Angel – Charles Gunn Seasons 2-5
CSI: Miami – S.A. Bob Villa, Hell Night





Who’s Slept With Who

Buffy – Angel, Parker, Riley, Spike, RJ
Xander – Faith, Anya
Willow – Oz, Tara, Kennedy
Giles – Joyce, Olivia
Riley – Buffy, Sam
Anya – Xander, Spike
Spike – Drusilla, Angelus, Harmony, Buffy, Anya
Faith – Xander, Principal Wood
Drusilla – Angelus, Spike


Angel – Darla, Drusilla, Spike, the Furies, Buffy, Eve, Nina
Cordelia – Wilson Christopher, Groo, Connor
Wesley – Virginia, Lilah
Gunn – Fred, Gwen
Fred – Gunn
Connor – Cordelia
Harmony – Spike, Hamilton
Lindsey – Eve
Eve – Angel, Lindsey
Darla – Angelus, Angel





Angel Trivia

1. In which episodes does Lorne use singing as a weapon?
2. What is the name of the disassembling doctor in I Fall To Pieces?
3. What does the word “shanshu” translate into?
4. Name the members of the Ra-Tet.
5. In which Season 2 episode was Cordelia’s bad hair revealed?
6. What is Fred’s favourite food?
7. What is Gunn’s sister’s name?
8. What are the names that Wesley comes up with for Jasmine?
9. In which episode does Spike become corporeal and how?
10. What is the phrase that Fred says right after Angel saves her from a beheading?
11. Which two characters have a father with the same name and what is it?
12. What is Gunn’s axe made from?
13. What does Lindsey’s evil hand write on the memo pad in Dead End?
14. What are the three signs of the apocalypse in Loyalty?
15. What was Connor’s name in Quor’Toth?
16. Name the members of the Black Thorn.
17. What is Faith’s catchphrase?
18. What was Darla dying from back in 1609?
19. What is the name of the group of Nazi-like pure demons in Hero?
20. What was the name of the Swami that Lorne sent Angel to in Guise Will Be Guise?
21. What was the name of Cordelia’s horse as we find out in The Ring?
22. What does the little girl in the White Room say as The Beast is killing her?
23. Where is Wolfram & Hart’s home office located?
24. What is the name of the doctor who puts the law knowledge in Gunn’s head?
25. What is the name of the sword in Angel’s fantasy in Awakening?
26. What is the name of the ring that Darla wants in Reprise?
27. Which movie did Skip not love as we find out in Birthday?
28. What is the last thing that Angel says in There’s No Place Like Plrtz Glrb?
29. How does Lee Mercer die?
30. In which episodes is Angel’s photographic memory mentioned?
31. What kind of demon sews on Lindsey’s new hand?
32. What are Fred’s last words?
33. Which episodes has Gwen appeared in?
34. What is the name of the Slayer in Damage?
35. Who did Fred have her first sexual dream about as we hear in Waiting in the Wings?
36. What does Cordelia buy to cheer Angel up in To Shanshu in L.A.?
37. Why is Angel reluctant to wear the helmet Wesley gives him in First Impressions?
38. How does Illyria kill everyone in Time Bomb?
39. What is the ring called that Oz brings to L.A. in In The Dark?
40. How many times has Caritas been destroyed?
41. What was the name of Holtz’s daughter?
42. What do the bug creatures call Jasmine?
43. What is Connor’s actual date of birth?
44. What does Lorne tell Gunn to do that makes him pee everywhere in Life of the Party?
45. What is Lorne’s full name?
46. What is the name of the strip club that Lindsey meets with Spike in Soul Purpose?
47. What is the Pylean word for “home”?
48. What song do Cordelia, Wesley and Gunn sing in Redefinition?
49. Why did Gunn sell his soul to Jenoff as we find out in Double or Nothing?
50. In which episode do we find out that Cordelia is evil?
51. What is Illyria’s kingdom called?
52. In what year did Angel first visit The Hyperion?
53. What is the nickname the midget demon gives Jasmine’s followers?
54. What is Cordelia eating when Wesley steals it from her in To Shanshu in L.A.?
55. Who is the only person that Angel has turned since he received his soul?
56. What nickname does Lorne give Illyria in Time Bomb?
57. What does the word “shugti” mean?
58. What was Sahjhan trapped in from Forgiving to Origin?
59. What is The Hyperion’s phone number?
60. What is Nina’s last name?
61. In Dead End, where does Lindsey’s license plate say he’s from?
62. What is the name of Wolfram & Hart’s security guard?
63. What kind of demon is Doyle?





Angel Trivia Answers

1. Through The Looking Glass, Sleep Tight, The House Always Wins, Not Fade Away
2. Dr. Ronald Meltzer
3. “live” and “die”
4. Mesektet, Ashet, Ma’at, Semkhet, Manjet
5. The Shroud of Rahmon
6. Tacos
7. Alonna
8. Iphigenia and Aristophela
9. Destiny, a spell in a box from Lindsey
10. “Handsome man saved me from the monsters…”
11. Fred and Wesley, Roger
12. A hubcap
13. “kill kill kill”
14. Earthquake, fire, blood
15. The Destroyer
16. Senator Brucker, Archduke Sebassis, The Fell, The Sahvrins, Izzerial, Cyvus Vail
17. “Five by five”
18. Syphilis
19. The Scourge
20. T’ish Magev
21. Keanu
22. “The answer is among you.”
23. There is no home office, their evil is all throughout L.A.
24. Dr. Sparrow
25. Bosh Ma’ad or Tooth of Light
26. The Band of Blacknil
27. Gladiator
28. “It’s Buffy.”
29. He is shot in the head by a Wolfram & Hart security guard
30. Supersymmety, Habeas Corpses, Players
31. A Pockla
32. “Please Wesley, why can’t I stay?”
33. Ground State, Long Day’s Journey, Players
34. Dana
35. The Mouse King from the Nutcracker
36. A set of paints
37. It’s pink
38. Stakes Spike, stabs Wesley, punches through Lorne’s stomach, beheads Angel
39. The Gem of Amarra
40. Three times
41. Sarah
42. The Blessed Devourer
43. November 19, 2001
44. “Stake his territory”
45. Krevlornswath of the Deathwok Clan
46. The Peppermint Stick
47. “plrtz glrb”
48. “We Are The Champions”
49. For a truck
50. Calvary
51. Vahla ha’nesh
52. 1952
53. Jasmaniacs
54. A donut
55. Lawson
56. Llyri
57. Back muscles
58. A Resihkian Urn
59. 213-555-0162
60. Ash
61. Oklahoma
62. Phil
63. Bracken



So there you have it, I am officially crazy. But in my defense, I would have seemed a lot less loserish if I hadn't posted them all at once. It's just that they've just been floating around my computer and I wanted to finally do something with them.

Also, I hope that this wasn't against the rules.